Apparently CERN found this big fat boy (much heavier than a heaviest proton) with a so-called name... God(damn) particle (yes, its original mockery name) and busted its ass out of protons moved with near speed of light!!!
Short summary: Higgs boson is what gave all matter one fundamental thing: mass. It explains the missing puzzle piece of how-stuff-works in the universe origin.
Here is the long summaries and tons of other stuff on Wikipedia
Also... I just won 3rd place on June Newgrounds Audio Contest. Moar reasons for me to get some drinking!
Decky
I never believe information that starts with the word "Apparently".
Wurfel-Waffles
:D you got me...